About This GameFrom the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!Features:
A Message From Crankage GamesWe would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve. From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback! - Crankage Games b4d347fde0
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Third game in the Quiver D!ck's epic saga, and it did NOT disappoint. I pray this developer keeps making games. The humor was lewd, crude, VERY adult, and very METAL. There is psychosis here and it's a beautiful thing! This is the first in the series that actually made me not only laugh, but shed a tear: Part near the beginning, Graveyard scene. Do yourself a favor and look at ALL the graves. If you are a rock/metalhead in any respect, you will be treated to what is obviously a love letter from another metalhead to those they love, and it's awesome. All in all this game was just an amazing & hysterical trip start to finish. No actual battles in this one either, it plays more like a visual novel, but the battles aren't missed as it's stuffed full of the same awesome and gaudy humor and puns as the last 2 games. I binged the first 3 games in ONE afternoon/evening, They were just hard to put down. Forget waiting for a sale, buy the series bundle and ROCK! (it's not exactly expensive folks ;-) ) If I had any complaint, without the fights, this game does seem a bit short (less than 2 hours i my play), but for less than a price of a fast food lunch, Well worth it!. Absolutely amazing game. Short, sweet, deeply and incredibly inappropriate... not to mention twisted... and genuinely vulgar at times. Heck, the three separate endings and easter egg(s?) alone make it worth more than such a piddly little amount. Thank you, Crankage, for blessing us all with your deeply, deeply messed up imagination.. Great follow up to the Chronicles of Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥and again seriously love the old school RPG vibes and this game is absolutely hilarious. Very crude humor but I love it and my community did as well when I streamed the game. It's crazy cheap and well worth the money, definitely looking forward to more! Damned Daniel is Officially Live!:
But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see! Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us! You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below! Happy Holidays everyone! - Crankage Games https://www.patreon.com/CrankageGames https://twitter.com/CrankageGames. Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/
Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!. 12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending!:
12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends! Less than $10 gets you: Metal as Phuk The Chronicles of Quiver Dick Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Damned Daniel Deported: Drain the Swamp Deported 2: Build That Wall https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/ https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392. Deported 2: Build That Wall is live!:
Deported 2: Build That Wall has officially released!
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